My side of the coin

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My ex-boss sent these to me today, some just made me laugh so loud, I highlighted them in bold.

Things to Live by …..
 1.  Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2.  Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to [...]

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Here’s an interesting powerpoint sent to me by a friend, 
The story of an Ant